Rams in Recession

Seriously what in the name of Beejessuss is wrong with this country? Well, for starters, we are officially in recession, although I for one like many other Nigerians can attest to the fact that for over a year we have been receding towards recession. Prices of everything are soaring high on a daily basis and for what it's worth, the government now has an excuse for anything that goes awfully wrong. Increase in transport fare...Ah it’s the recession, Staple food on the increase...ah, it’s the recession, school fees hike…recession, inconclusive elections?…recession No more 'RAMS' on the block...

It’s the goddamn recession. Now that we are hearing that ‘they’ want to increase fuel price, they’ll be sure to blame it on the recession. The minister of petroleum I heard has said that there will be no increase in petroleum products but since that’s not the first time we are hearing such fairy tale…‘Ma broda, what to do?’

Now, the Ram sellers are complaining, nobody wants to buy Rams. Do you know how much a Ram costs?

“Checks by Online media revealed that the prices were higher than what the rams sold for in 2015, with a small size ram now being sold for #30,000 – #40,000 as against #17,000 it was sold last year.”

So the Rams have been affected by the recession, I wonder if the affected Muslims will resort to Chickens but I hope they do not. They should go for the Rams but not at a cost to their daily lives.

I totally like this Ram's beard